So I’ve just come across this website which has basically disproved Einstein’s theory of relativity, along with inventing a new ‘Theory of Everything’, and finally talks about the Grand Theory of Espinoza Guedez. It’s even demonstrated how to become immortal.

Source: http://www.theory-espinoza.es.tl/
Apparently, the answer to the Theory of Everything lies in colour. Colour is the origin of mass, it caused the expansion of the universe, colour is magnetic, there are no such things as other dimensions but other colours that we can’t see or don’t know about, and this colour is created by the touching of the positive and the negative. He refutes Einstein’s theory of relativity by claiming that the word ‘time’ was poorly used, and goes on to explain how “the time not be enumerate”. Finally, the Grand Theory describes how a hole in the universe will be opened by energy from the future.
Wow, this guy’s cracked it. Or cracked up, I’m not sure which to be honest. I recommend reading it all, it’ll provide a good chuckle. This has to be one of the strangest pieces of pseudoscience that I’ve ever read though. It remains true to the quackary of bullshit; providing all the usual hallmarks of pseudoscience; using technical-sounding language inappropriately, name-dropping key scientists, bitesize chunks to allow the reader to digest it’s awesome explanatory power, some simple ‘experiments’ that are so poorly designed that a highschool student would vomit, as well as throwing around words like ‘theory’ as if his guess is as good as any other.
In all seriousness though, I genuinely feel sorry for this man. He seems to have devoted a large proportion of his life to this work, and seems quite genuine and sincere. It seems like he possesses the true aspiration of a scientist to revolutionise our understanding of the world, taking pride in his work by naming his ‘theories’ after himself, but he’s just so unfathomably misguided and off-the-mark I can’t really understand what went wrong. I’ve read similarly awful stuff (admittedly not in as poor English), but that just pissed me off. With this guy, I honestly pity him as he does appear sincere. I dunno. Maybe he’ll get published in the future with his groundbreaking research and astound all of us cynical critics. Or maybe he’ll just forever be seen as a quack and remain largely unheard of in the rest of the normal world, whilst providing a cheap laugh for sceptics to feel sufficiently smug in our superior grip on reality..